There has been a development at Thorn & Thimble.
We have spiders.
Before anyone panics, these are not the sort of spiders that appear unexpectedly in the bathtub or lower themselves dramatically from the ceiling at precisely the wrong moment.
These are Sweet Little Spiders.
Tiny. Charming. Slightly spooky. Completely harmless.
Ozzie, however, has reservations.
As Thorn & Thimble’s Assistant Manager, Ozzie takes his responsibilities very seriously. Quality control, nap supervision, cardboard-box inspection, and monitoring all suspicious activity fall squarely within his department.
Apparently, spiders also fall under “suspicious activity.”
The new Sweet Little Spiders theme has officially begun with stickers, and we’re already working on bringing these tiny eight-legged friends to more Thorn & Thimble goodies soon.
Think cute little spiders with just enough gothic charm to belong here—perfect for anyone who loves spooky things but prefers their creepy-crawlies on the sweeter side.
Ozzie may currently be hiding beneath a quilt, but we’re confident he’ll come around.
Eventually.
After all, Assistant Managers need to be brave.
So keep an eye on the shop as the Sweet Little Spiders begin creeping onto more products.
And don’t worry, Ozzie.
They really are sweet spiders.
Probably. 🕷️🖤
— Loretta, Human Dark Overlord
with Ozzie, Assistant Manager, currently unavailable for comment due to nap